Colonel Funky Sanders

from Magnum Opus (not finished) by Meet The Squidables

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Colonel Funky Sanders says give bring me some chicken or else it's going to be your ass I'm kicking.
The colonel commands it, the colonel demands it, so give some goddamn chicken to Colonel Sexy Sanders
All the hoes bring me dough to make my biscuits. Come on over to the chicken coup so we can kick it.
Get down on your knees and just finger-lick it. Bend that fat ass over so I can stick my dick in it.

All right, stop, collaborate and listen. The colonel's back with a brand new invention.
Deep fried critters in a vat of hot oil, got a dick so hard it'll make your pussy boil.
Want some slaw on your maw? Then get down on the motherfucking floor.
You come to me for advices. I'll give you 12 inches of herbs and spices.
Eww, that's nices. No one's got a better recipe than mine is. All you other suckers need not complain, cause the hoes want to ride the colonel sexy train.

Bitch, whoah!

Colonel Funky Sanders
A brother from another dimension, motherfucker
Colonel Funky Sanders
With a recipe that you can't mention
Colonel Funky Sanders
Watch out for his sexy chicken henchmen
Colonel Funky Sanders
Retired and living on a pension, bitch

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from Magnum Opus (not finished), released August 6, 2020

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